Function of (X) - A Very Scientific Blog: old people

Showing posts with label old people. Show all posts

Showing posts with label old people. Show all posts

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Age Relativity, part 2

It's almost Thursday. But better late than never.

The lowest point is the night before your 21st birthday.

The lowest point is the night before your 21st birthday.

Monday, March 23, 2009

17 is the new 21, and 60 is the new 12.

Wednesday, January 7, 2009

On Candy Demographics

The group on the left gets their supply largely from the group on the right.

Monday, November 17, 2008

On why it's best to just call grandma

Half my professors don't even use punctuation.

Friday, October 31, 2008

On what you're doing tonight

Tuesday, October 7, 2008

On the most important meal of the day, and what follows

Until I was 15 I thought Fiber was a medicine to keep grandpa alive

Saturday, September 20, 2008

The F of (X) Observational Driving Constant

Go ahead, plug in some numbers, it works.

Monday, July 14, 2008

On Muscle Control

...which is interestingly tied to bowel control

Friday, May 2, 2008

Speaking of age and food related trends...

Scotch follows a similar trend, but of course that's a good thing.

Thursday, April 3, 2008

The times, they are a changin'

It's hard not to laugh when your grandma calls someone on TV a gang-banger, but try.

Monday, March 31, 2008

Money can't buy me love...or can it?

Money and morals are intertwined in many ways.

Wednesday, March 5, 2008

I'm not sure if it's comfort or senility

For the graph of how much time we think you should spend naked in the locker room, just turn the graph upside down.

Wednesday, January 23, 2008

On generational semantics

Thomas Jefferson: the young love his ideals. the old love his face on a coin.

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