Age Relativity, part 2

It's almost Thursday. But better late than never.

Drunk, actually

On slippery slopes

You can't have your cake and drink it too

On Drunk Dial for the New Millennium

On responsibility vs. bacon & eggs

Just like a real band

On things Coors doesn't want you to know

If it's a holiday, then why don't I get the day off?

On what you're really paying for

On implicit sobriety tests

Show me the way to go home

Thanks again, Bud Light drinkers

Choose your poison

On self-segregation, and bed times.

I should start updating at noon

There's a time and place for everything.

On the 'phallusy' of 'social lubrication'