tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-40999619969813187112024-02-08T10:26:05.033-05:00Function of (X) - A Very Scientific BlogTimhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12987376598212421950noreply@blogger.comBlogger239125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4099961996981318711.post-13081146474320668822009-04-13T22:02:00.003-04:002009-04-13T22:04:31.556-04:00Something to whet your appetiteUntil I get posting again, here's something from the archives. I figure this is old enough that most of my readers haven't seen it.<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/YPtTx2necD8&hl=en&fs=1&rel=0"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/YPtTx2necD8&hl=en&fs=1&rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br />Major credit to Grant Jordan. Enjoy.Timhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12987376598212421950noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4099961996981318711.post-27901719466375627962009-04-09T18:08:00.001-04:002009-04-09T18:09:17.253-04:00Yet another comic-less informational post<a href="http://timdudley.net">timdudley.net</a><br /><br />Poke around until I start posting again, which will happen soon - I promise.Timhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12987376598212421950noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4099961996981318711.post-76615648369144855232009-03-30T10:03:00.002-04:002009-03-30T10:05:45.245-04:00F of (X) Quarterly UpdateNo graph today. <br /><br />Reason 1: my apartment is without internet (I'm posting this from my office), but hopefully that problem will be fixed by tonight.<br /><br />Reason 2: I've been putting most of my effort (a.k.a. the time spent laying in bed before I fall asleep) into a new website that I hope to launch within the next week. Stay tuned, as I intend heavily and shamelessly promote that site through this one.<br /><br />-timTimhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12987376598212421950noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4099961996981318711.post-42258359347344179312009-03-25T23:07:00.001-04:002009-03-25T23:09:33.973-04:00Age Relativity, part 2It's almost Thursday. But better late than never.<br /><br /><img src="http://lh3.ggpht.com/_DzJYPAJYlQQ/ScrxpGTgL3I/AAAAAAAABKU/2lf_9t1ipAg/2009_03_25.png" title="The lowest point is the night before your 21st birthday.">Timhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12987376598212421950noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4099961996981318711.post-41058683654638635422009-03-23T19:15:00.003-04:002009-03-23T20:13:57.831-04:0017 is the new 21, and 60 is the new 12.<img src="http://lh3.ggpht.com/_DzJYPAJYlQQ/ScgYGgt8EaI/AAAAAAAABKM/zX4O42QlAL0/2009_03_23.png" title="">Timhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12987376598212421950noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4099961996981318711.post-36172041930472936022009-03-20T07:12:00.004-04:002009-03-20T07:26:10.817-04:00Nice pants, they'd look better...I'm way behind on flowcharts, so here's a Friday graph to keep you happy until next week.<br /><br /><img src="http://lh4.ggpht.com/_DzJYPAJYlQQ/ScN6AaZjfOI/AAAAAAAABKE/-ELAae8hq-I/2009_03_20.png" title="Not valid for panty fetishists, nudists or values of girl ≤ 17.">Timhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12987376598212421950noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4099961996981318711.post-62906064448313117052009-03-18T08:05:00.000-04:002009-03-18T08:06:33.398-04:00On truth in advertising<img src="http://lh5.ggpht.com/_DzJYPAJYlQQ/Sb44Cu-EobI/AAAAAAAABJ8/cf4Q_0eWJl8/2009_03_18.png" title=" ">Timhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12987376598212421950noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4099961996981318711.post-86529701117163768942009-03-16T07:28:00.001-04:002009-03-16T07:31:14.402-04:00Like an ironic Nobel<img src="http://lh3.ggpht.com/_DzJYPAJYlQQ/Sb44BwtpY9I/AAAAAAAABJ0/kY6bUusnfkk/2009_03_16.png" title="Creationism will eventually just kill itself off, with ATVs and flamethrowers">Timhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12987376598212421950noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4099961996981318711.post-79844313417107618482009-03-09T10:29:00.001-04:002009-03-09T10:31:09.107-04:00It's not plagarism if you give credit<a href="http://www.explosm.net/comics"><img src="http://explosm.net/db/files/Comics/placeholder.gif" title="Thanks Cy&H for also being deadbeats today"></a><br /><br /><br />Long story short: my laptop blows. I'm sick of waiting for it to load paint / photoshop (yes, it's gotten that bad). My new laptop is coming in the mail today. Once it arrives I'm going to start work on the 20+ comic ideas I've been accumulating during my hiatus. So don't lose hope.Timhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12987376598212421950noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4099961996981318711.post-54135908599607924792009-03-04T07:28:00.002-05:002009-03-04T07:32:43.580-05:00Yet it's still better than MTV<img src="http://lh5.ggpht.com/_DzJYPAJYlQQ/Saym4x1xECI/AAAAAAAABIk/ysejG60GPmc/2009_03_04.PNG" title="Who needs a budget when you can rerun Rock of Love 8 times a day?">Timhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12987376598212421950noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4099961996981318711.post-36417512843213896872009-03-02T22:25:00.000-05:002009-03-02T22:31:40.562-05:00On a need-to-know basis<img src="http://lh3.ggpht.com/_DzJYPAJYlQQ/SayjKDbGg-I/AAAAAAAABIc/SV1oO5fWbro/2009_03_02.PNG" title="Guess what I bought yesterday?">Timhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12987376598212421950noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4099961996981318711.post-83659839526076534842009-02-25T07:10:00.001-05:002009-02-25T07:11:39.045-05:00Drunk, actually<img src="http://lh4.ggpht.com/_DzJYPAJYlQQ/SaS4z8ZcitI/AAAAAAAABIQ/PccP9k6qnU0/2009_02_25.PNG" title="A fun game: go to a bar and drink everytime you hear some one say 'Actually, can I actually get a vodka cranberry?'">Timhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12987376598212421950noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4099961996981318711.post-46576064487366272092009-02-23T07:19:00.001-05:002009-02-23T07:21:09.575-05:00One size fits, well...<img src="http://lh6.ggpht.com/_DzJYPAJYlQQ/SaIeWlE90SI/AAAAAAAABII/YemiltvxEN0/2009_02_23.PNG" title="Although I guess that's why they're at the gym.">Timhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12987376598212421950noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4099961996981318711.post-51586294313011689772009-02-20T07:40:00.001-05:002009-02-20T07:40:54.620-05:00Function of (X) is not deadJust sleeping.<br /><br />New posts very soon.Timhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12987376598212421950noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4099961996981318711.post-85195020131643664392009-02-11T07:31:00.000-05:002009-02-11T07:32:27.830-05:00a/s/l?<img src="http://lh4.ggpht.com/_DzJYPAJYlQQ/SZJB2WG4J8I/AAAAAAAABHo/_pSGmd3eIaU/2009_02_11.PNG" title="Everyone uses GChat these days anyway.">Timhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12987376598212421950noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4099961996981318711.post-14583060631655030892009-02-09T07:38:00.001-05:002009-02-09T07:39:44.047-05:00On the biggest Lost mystery<img src="http://lh3.ggpht.com/_DzJYPAJYlQQ/SY-s2hRhamI/AAAAAAAABHI/sZI2KYkumdU/2009_02_09.PNG" title="Of course, now they can just use time dilation to explain away any plot holes.">Timhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12987376598212421950noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4099961996981318711.post-68030433069788836332009-02-04T19:41:00.001-05:002009-02-04T19:46:31.888-05:00Audio Thresholds<a href="http://www.freemosquitoringtones.org/tones/17400.mp3"><img src="http://lh6.ggpht.com/_DzJYPAJYlQQ/SYo1vigp16I/AAAAAAAABHA/mdL2sxdoHJA/2009_02_04.PNG" title="Get ready to hate your ears..."></a>Timhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12987376598212421950noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4099961996981318711.post-52148207321921713732009-02-02T07:12:00.000-05:002009-02-03T07:14:00.850-05:00How to succeed on the internet without really trying<img src="http://lh6.ggpht.com/_DzJYPAJYlQQ/SYg0tJYdrZI/AAAAAAAABG4/WjhJrYpXAQw/2009_02_02.PNG" title="It's not selling out if I openly admit to it.">Timhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12987376598212421950noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4099961996981318711.post-57748823536824727852009-01-30T07:39:00.000-05:002009-01-30T07:40:39.922-05:00My work behavior model<img src="http://lh6.ggpht.com/_DzJYPAJYlQQ/SYJi_I635KI/AAAAAAAABGE/OAYYLkuAan8/2009_01_30.PNG" title="Wait 10 minutes, then repeat.">Timhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12987376598212421950noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4099961996981318711.post-62179408422663029752009-01-28T07:34:00.003-05:002009-01-28T07:40:32.567-05:00A + B = C<img src="http://lh5.ggpht.com/_DzJYPAJYlQQ/SX_OgBslCRI/AAAAAAAABFk/sjrp-SS7jxo/2009_01_28.PNG" title="Since 50% of both bands are dead, there is never an appropriate place to request their songs.">Timhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12987376598212421950noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4099961996981318711.post-30808431755032554322009-01-26T07:22:00.001-05:002009-01-26T07:25:02.479-05:00On Thermodynamics<img src="http://lh4.ggpht.com/_DzJYPAJYlQQ/SX2q7687gHI/AAAAAAAABFE/_i_MFUuD_gc/2009_01_26.PNG" title="Also true for tea, hot chocolate, soup...">Timhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12987376598212421950noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4099961996981318711.post-86040119291871648522009-01-23T07:37:00.001-05:002009-01-23T07:38:40.834-05:00A guide to watching Lost<img src="http://lh6.ggpht.com/_DzJYPAJYlQQ/SXkyd1vt79I/AAAAAAAABE0/oy4DBM-teNE/2009_01_23.PNG" title="I was good up until 'When are we?'">Timhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12987376598212421950noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4099961996981318711.post-90119108973431866442009-01-22T22:05:00.002-05:002009-01-22T22:09:11.299-05:00Update: stuff you probably won't notice, and one thing you willSo, I started looking at Function of (X) on someone else's monitor, and I realized something that I'm a little embarrassed to admit it took me this long to realize: my graphs have some horrible aliasing. I use microsoft paint for everything, and - big surprise - their jpeg compression isn't all that hot. So, starting today, I'm working my way backwards cleaning up the images and converting everything to png. So if you notice things start to look prettier around here, that's it.<br /><br />I also threw a watermark on there just in case anyone ever feels like hotlinking from here.<br /><br />And, at long last, flow charts start tomorrow.<br /><br />Peace.Timhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12987376598212421950noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4099961996981318711.post-74689769752840093552009-01-21T07:33:00.002-05:002009-01-22T22:01:21.670-05:00On cyberdemographics<img src="http://lh3.ggpht.com/_DzJYPAJYlQQ/SXkydopDe5I/AAAAAAAABEs/rI8AZGVUAkI/2009_01_22.png" title="18/f/cali wanna cyber?">Timhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12987376598212421950noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4099961996981318711.post-63637038816170861792009-01-19T11:29:00.002-05:002009-01-22T22:02:59.061-05:00On what they don't tell you until it's too late<img src="http://lh6.ggpht.com/_DzJYPAJYlQQ/SXkydRGr_4I/AAAAAAAABEk/St-a8cvmITI/2009_01_20.png" title="Seriously, fuck zoning.">Timhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12987376598212421950noreply@blogger.com0