On what you're doing tonight

When the going gets tough, the losers get bitchy

On fooling myself into thinking the day is half over

We don't know what it is, but we know what it isn't

On maternal instinct or sexism?

On the new Green Party

Better Late than Never

On the sincerest form of flattery

I'm not above admitting I'm out of ideas

Rather than forcing myself to update daily, and subjecting the world to my half-cooked or rushed ideas, I'm going to cut back to 3 updates a week. So from here on, it's quality, not quantity. Let's hope I can keep with that.

Function of (X) will be updated on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday mornings until further notice

On Proportional Piracy

On the most important meal of the day, and what follows

On responsibility vs. bacon & eggs

On fashion statements, or lack thereof

On barely noticable annoyances

On Situationless Comedy

What 1 in 5 americans already knows*

* (http://www.cdc.gov/std/herpes/STDFact-herpes.htm#common)