Given the theme of this comic, anything but brevity would be unfair, so:
This summer I traveled a lot, then moved from Boston to DC. I didn't really have the time or the internet access to keep up with F of (X). But now I'm settled; I've got a new place and a new wireless network; and I've got plenty of ideas for new comics. So let's give this another try, shall we?
Function of (X) will reopen for business on Monday, September 8